Ridgeview Riderz

It was a beautiful sun shiney day and Shiner decided to skip church this one Sunday to go riding in the mountains. As he was going around one of the sweeping curves he saw a huge black bear in the middle of the road. He swerved to miss it and just barley grazed it. The bike lost traction because of loose gravel on the side of the road and then went over the edge and began tumbling down the side of the mountain with the angry bear chasing him. Finally the bike came to a rest a...fter it crashed into a boulder and the Shiner landed hard up against a giant tree breaking both of his legs. As the bear closed in, He cried out in desperation, "Lord, I'm sorry for what I have done. Please forgive me and save me! Lord, please make that bear a Christian." Suddenly, the clouds parted and a beam of light shown down on the bear. The bear skidded to a halt at the biker's feet, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and said, "God, bless this food which I am about to recieve. " See more

Riding to Anchor Inn and Cicero's on the Reason to Ride card. Meeting at Blairsville Sheetz (22) at 11 am. Hope you can make it.

Three blonde biker chicks die trying to jump the Grand Canyon and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St Peter tells them that they can enter the gates only if they can answer one simple religious question. The question posed by St. Peter is "What is Easter"? The first chick replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey and are thankful..." "Wrong!, you are not welcome here, I'm afraid. You must go to the other place!" replie...s St. Peter. He turns to the second biker chick, and asks her the same question: "What is Easter?" The second chick replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus." St Peter looks at the second chick, bangs his head on the on the pearly gates in disgust and tells her she's wrong and will have to join her friend in the other place. She is not welcome in Heaven. He then peers over his glasses at the third chick a blonde and asks, "Do YOU know what Easter is"? The third chick smiles confidently and looks St Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is." "Oh?" says St Peter, incredulously. "Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands and feet. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder." St Peter smiled broadly with delight. The third blonde continued... "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter." See more

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Road Captain.. Jack Traxul

Raven aproached a beautiful young biker chick at the club...After trying every move he knew to seduce her he finally slid a crisp hundred dollar bill in her hand....."What the fuck is this!" she screamed ..Do I look like a fuckin prostitute to you ?...No replied a red faced Randy....I just thought maybe you would use it to buy yourself drinks until I looked good to you.....

Anyone riding tomorrow? I was thinking of leaving Blairsville Sheetz (22) at noon and riding to Ryan's Creek in Ford City to eat. Then anyone going to the meeting at 4 could make it back in time.