Adzema Pharmacy

Thursday-If you think that Thursday's are sad, just wait 2 days. It will be a sadder day!

"the BEST breakfast!" -John W. Thank you for your wonderful recommendation, we love it!

Wednesday-A triangle walked up to a circle and said "You're pointless!"

Tuesday-Can someone show me how to use WD-40? I'm a bit rusty!

Monday-What are you if you drive a Subaru in reverse? U r a bus!

Sunday-I just found out that I'm allergic to cats. Either that, or I just didn't cook it long enough!

Saturday-Pierre Curie walked into the lab and said to his wife "Marie, everyday you look more and more radiant!"

Friday-My wife is really mad at me. I put a stick in her non-stick pan!

Thursday-What is the first thing on a back surgeon's to-do list? Get back to work!

We Have COVID-19 Vaccines! Now offering the Moderna and Johnson & Johnson COVID-19 Vaccines. We are accepting walk-ins, no appointment necessary. https://www.adzemapharmacy.com/

Wednesday-I once took flying lessons. As I was approaching the control tower, I radioed in "I am near the cloud that looks like a dog." "Can you be more specific?" "Yes, Snoopy!"

Tuesday-I wouldn't say that my house has the best ceiling in the world. But it is definitely up there!

Monday-What did the gamer say when they were told they would have to spend a year socially isolated with no outside contact? "What's the catch?"

Friday-OK Wayne, answer this one: Why do meteorites always land in the middle of a big crater?

Wednesday-Why do they call them heated seats? Because rear defroster was all ready taken!

Thursday-My wife once told me she was going to put on her slinky dress. I couldn't wait to see her go down the steps!

"They are so much better than the big chain pharmacies. Adzema Pharmacy is a place you go to and everyone knows your name. They are always willing to actually help you and not just spit out what the computer tells them. I highly recommend Adzema to everyone!!" -Dawn F. Thank you doe your 5-Star Review!

Wednesday-I have a pet tree. It is like a pet dog, only it's bark is quieter!

Happy National Pharmacist Day! I didn't know we had a day!

We currently do not have any COVID-19 vaccines. We don't know when we are going to receive the doses, and we do not have a waiting list. Please be patient. The supply should increase in the next few weeks. We've made it this far, we can make it a little longer. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

Tuesday-Whenever I read about Charlie Brown or Snoopy in the comics, I break out in hives. I must be allergic to Peanuts!

Tuesday-This is a repeat, but there is a particular baby in mind for this one... In thirteen years this baby will be a quaranteen!

Monday-The true reason that the Titanic sunk was the sudden weight of all the time travelers that appeared on her deck!