Bovine Excrement Removal Services, INC

Hey there friends, its Ned! Nancy is away in Cleveland at some Garlic festival.. and while she is away, I want to go crazy!!! Crazy with deals that is... Call before she gets back on Sunday and I will remove your bovine excrement at 25% off regular price!!! Call now!

Hey there guys and gals...its time once again for a giveaway!!! This is Ned's wife Nancy....and I we are overran with the Bovine execrement gift boxes....so for the next 24 hours....for every 20 shares...we will pull a name and ship you a box of bovine excrement!!! Lets have fun!!!! And good luck...

Ned and Nancy of Bovine Excrement Removal Services, Inc would like to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving. Now that Thankgiving is almost done... We are sure that you have a lot of Bovine Excrement that needs to be removed. Call us for the black Friday special-Remove 1 ton, get 1 ton removed for 1/2 off. Nothing says holidays more than getting rid of the bovine excrement...call us now!

What a weekend!!! This week we are having a very special sale in honor of our dear leaders in Washington, DC. Buy 1 ton, and we will send one ton to said leaders on Capital Hill...because we at Bovine Excrement Removal Services, Inc do not think there is enough bovine excrement in Washington.

We are being overran with Bovine Excrement again... Hey everyone, its Nancy...and Ned has not been placing ads in the local paper; so we now have way too much Bovine Excrement... Our loss is your gain! Call today for buy 1 ton, get 2 tons free sale... or we can do a buy 1/2 ton and get 1/2 ton free... We can't wait for you to call.

Its been a while, and with the Government on current shutdown... Ned and Nancy are pleased to announce that we currently have enough Bovine Excrement to offer to the masses... What says "I love you" or "I respect you completely" than a large box of Bovine Excrement. For the first 100 callers, we will throw in a free bow and will wrap your box of Bovine Excrement FREE OF CHARGE! Imagine your loved one's face when they remove the bow and tear into that large box of bovine excrement... Ned and Nancy believe that the look will be priceless... Only $49.99 plus s/h.