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Some captions need to be written in the first person. This one is from Nate. - I knew Kel was my kinda person the first time we crossed paths. We were at a wedding. I was dressed in Daisy Dukes and a bowtie, Kel was dressed as one half of some sort of Tweedledee and Tweedledum duo. This is my kinda people I remember thinking. A while later, Kel asked me to build a bike, inspired by the scrambler-style motorcycles. Again, I thought- this is my kinda people. So a few months ago, Kel asked me to build a new bike, this time a fixie with something new: some color. We blew most of our budget on wheels, as I’m wont to do, but still left room for a purple chain and purple grips. The finished product has me more certain than ever: Kel is my kinda people.

You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no Hurricane Ridges, no Chinook Passes, Cayuse Passes, Juniper Passes, whisker biscuits, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, Steilacooms, with or without the endurance casing, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser? - We decided to open up the fireworks stand a little early this year, get ‘em while we got ‘em.

Remember that episode of Who’s the Boss where Tony buys Sam a car, but it’s safety yellow and all clapped out with reflectors and safety gear? And she’s embarrassed by the car but doesn’t want to tell her dad? And then it gets stolen? Anyway, check out this @norcobicycles Scene. #bananaforsale #bananaforscale

We had one Rove left and it was size Gigantor and then in walks Worm, all 6’ 17 of him, looking for a new bike. WHAMMY match made in heaven. #newbikeday

Our friends at @kindredcycles have been lacing their #newbikeday posts with gratuitous pet pics, and we wanted in on the action. So in the first picture is @allyson_cohen and if you scroll all the way to the end, you can see her dog @penneontheprowl gettin’ swoll.

Doling out Bombtracks like Thelonious Monk in a smoky jazz club.

Like the blast from a double barrel shottie, Julia's new bike is a double barrel hottie. #konablast #newbikeday

Amazon is a great place to buy batteries and Sharpies. But, after discovering that their bicycle descriptions are more misleading than an online dating profile, Crystal hooked herself up with a proper Haro Beasley. We salute your decision, Crystal, and wish you a happy #newbikeday. That OYMA Power folding bicycle didn't deserve you anyway.

Have patience with us, we don't know how to use Facebook. Is my mic on?

Snow's a comin'

We're simply thankful to be here. To be riding out the pandemic. To be part of a community that loves bikes. To have customers. And friends. And for those to be the same people. We didn't exist before April. And @floydscafelancaster was the first local business to believe in us. @jakesitler and @jamiemac581 gave us a home and have always treated us like family. So, it seems appropriate that our last bike sale before Thanksgiving was to Jake's sister @runbecca. Welcome to The... Hush Family, Rebecca. We're thankful to have your business. We're thankful to be here. #newbikeday #tofurkey

Seriously spirited, the Rove LTD is a lighter and snappier version of the bike we've all known and loved for years! #roveltd #nowinstock

Andrew gave us a couple of fun requirements for this build, including lightweight, fast, and upright. He also wanted it to knock his personal style out of the park. Check, check, check, AND check. #newbikeday #konalibre

Hoodies sold out in 24 hours, so we're making it up to you with a fresh batch of embroidered foam mesh back truckers. Now available on our website.

There's a new kid on the block. #scottaddictgravel10

Got some new colors in the house. 50 Shades and Orange You Glad. Now available in store and online. #ofgrey #ididntsaybanana

Good things don't last forever. We have one remaining Kona Dew Plus. Size Large. Get it before it's just another smoke-stained memory.

@adamyates7 and team @mitchelton_scott fought hard in the Pyrenees today to keep the yellow jersey. We know their bikes are fast because we sell them. How long do you think they'll stay in the yellow? #tourdefrance

This hot little number just rolled into the shop looking like it was built yesterday. It's "used" but it still still has the factory wax on the original chain. Size 56 Raleigh Clubman carbon road bike. $1,400 and it's yours.

Welcome to the Hush Family, Austin. Have fun tearing up Rothrock with that #konarove! It's always #newbikeday somewhere.

We got a call from our accountant this week and learned that we had $269 left in our checking account. So we went out and bought the biggest TV that $269 can buy. #tourdefrance

We made a deal with @bbcopeland. Not one of those sell your soul to the devil deals, but it was close. @baronvonfancypants taught Brad the difference between jorts and cut-offs. In exchange, Brad put in a good word with @scottsportsusa. Next thing you know, we were scraping the change out of our frame bags to place our first order as a SCOTT dealer. Why? We wanted some go fast bikes. Fast like @kateplusfate. We wanted cross country mountain race bikes and peel open the road bikes. And now, what we wanted, is also available to you. Our first shipment arrives in September. #getfast @ Hush Money Bikes

Our hat committee delivered a hot batch of flat brim truckers to the shop yesterday. Tap the merch section of our website to buy online. #dropitlikeitshot @ Hush Money Bikes

Two Kona Rove DLs walked into the shop this week. The size 50 went home with Mike today. The size 52 is still sitting here slamming tequila shots and waiting for someone to ask it to dance. Happy #newbikeday, Mike!

In today's edition of "What's in @pennsyltuckyoutlaw's work stand?" we introduce you to the Norco Storm 2.3 6-speed 20" Youth Bike. Howdy. #nowinstock @ Hush Money Bikes

It was quite a Process, but we finally got everyone to look at the camera at the same time. Happy #newbikeday @magiccatfarms!