Fizzball

Here's how it works, folks. Basically all a team needs is one person that's Zoom enabled and who has 2 ten sided die or a randomizer app for the same effect. We suggest android dndice. Let's get some teams signed up!

Hey Fizzball fans and players. We ARE doing a live virtual tournament tomorrow starting at one. This will be a version of the tourney that the refs play tested on Wed and had a blast doing it. THIS tournament however is open to anyone. Anyone can play! That being said we'd like at least 10 teams and we're at 3!... We're looking for some Ravenspittle, Lost Boys, Morningwood, Rubber Duckies, Monkey Island, Pleasure Pavilions, T-Wolf, Die Fliedermaus, Shadowstorm, MaGroynes, in short all the usual suspects. We here at DUMBASS have put a lot of time and effort into making this happen and it'd be a shame if only 3 or 4 teams showed up. You can make a difference by not letting a Fizzball Ref get drunk alone! Register a team now so you day drink tomorrow! **Basic team requirements at this point are a Zoom capable net connection/camera and 2 ten sided dice or a dice app.** -The DUMBASS team

https://www.facebook.com/events/1016617532112240/ DID YOU THINK WE WOULD NOT DO FIZZBALL?!?! FUCK YOU!!! The Fantasy Fizzball Tournament showed us that yes, we could pull off a dice-driven tournament with actual players who are properly taking care of themselves by staying home. It's actually a lot of fun and we want YOU to play with us on Saturday!... WANNA PLAY? REGISTER A TEAM!!! There will be a specific thread for team registration in THIS event listing. There will be instructions for the details in that thread. Please don't make another one. WANNA WATCH? OK! Fizzball relies on fans to make it really work, so please hop on board the Zoom! Make sure you have lots of booze on hand! Have fun! Get weird! Try to earn your team some "style points"! WANNA KNOW HOW THE RULES WORK? SO DO WE!!! We’re figuring some of this out as we go - we’ll tell you all the rules as we sober up and determine/remember them. Right now it's time to spread the word that this is happening among people who normally play or watch Fizzball. If you know someone who should be invited, please extend this invitation to them.

Finals: House 3 Skulls vs Ravenspittle: Ravenspiltte defeat 3 Skulls 15 to 13 3 Skulls charged with Delay of Game (-1 Point)... Ravenspiltte awarded 1 Point for bribery Ravenspiltte are 'Virtual Pennsic Fizzball Champs' 2020 Which is meaningless, but cool!

ROUND 3 RESULTS: Game 1: 3 Skulls defeats Monkey Island on a Tie score. Highest roll won. 21 to 20.... Both teams scored Hula Hoop scores (3 Points) forcing all opponents to slam Fizzball beer Game 2: MaGroye defeats Dunn Palin Dunn Phalin called for Delay of Game (-1 Point) MaGroyne scored Style Point, bribe a Ref