MagLev Lancaster

Our Korean backers fell through and we are looking for new capital. Target launch date is February 22nd, 2022.

During construction, it is highly recommended that you don't bring metal near the MagLev while it is energized. On a related note, we are sorry for the predicament that Sir Lancelot was put in yesterday evening.

Lancaster Monorail is a joke! They stranded their customers in Philadelphia; they have to take Amtrak home! HAHAHAHAHA! Losers!

Suggestion Box time: Please post your suggestions for how we can make MagLev Lancaster the smoothest ride in Lancaster.

We are a scant two years away from launching MagLev Lancaster! This winter, we'll be laying our foundation along North Queen St. Queen Street will be closed on a rolling basis from 8AM to 6PM Monday through Sunday while we slide our big rigid poles in place.

We proud announce that MagLev Lancaster will feature 100% integrated internal methane collection power plant! Thank you to generous sponsorship from Taco Bell!

Those wussies at Lancaster Monorail can't even compete with the freakin' bus! I have a feeling they are going down without so much as a fight. Darwin.