Scenery First Inc

Its very hard to get a clear horse to hold still for a photo.

Ian has a very big drink.

How do trees access the internet? They log on. Why do trees make the worst frenemies? Because they are the best at throwing shade!... What did the tree do when the bank closed? It started its own branch. Why did the pine tree get in trouble? Because it was being knotty. What did the trees wear to Mother Nature’s pool party? Swimming trunks! Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn? In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree. A snare drum and a crash symbol fell out of a tree. *BA-DUM TSSSHH* Did you know that I can cut down a dead tree just by looking at it? It’s true. I saw it with my own eyes! What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree. How do you properly identify a dogwood tree? By the bark! What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been nice gnawing you! Where do saplings go to learn? Elementree school. Which side of a tree has the most leaves? The outside. What is every single tree’s least favorite month? SepTIMMMBERRR!