Tasty Klair Pie

Give me to your cousins. Give me to your distant aunts and uncles. Give me to those on pilgrimages from foreign lands so that they too may know of my wonder. Don't give me to your dog.

I taste great and I am always great.

If you use parkour on your way home from the store then please wear cargo pants or cargo shorts. Without such protection I'm liable to go flyin' right outtaya pants.

In the winter months it is imperative that you keep warm. I can not recommend enough that you eat me in excess, as my fats will become your fats and you will be kept warm with all of your new fats. Please be safe this cold season.

I want to see the new movie "Thor: Ragnarok". Please buy me and take me to the theater but you must place me on the top of your head when seated because otherwise I will not be able to see Thor.

Buy me, buy me, buy me. Go to your stores and buy me. I desire to be eaten and so you should buy me. Please, everyone, go outside and then buy me. Wherever you can find me I do wish that you would buy me.

Apply me to your genitals so that I may experience love.

10/$10 baby hit me up.

eat me #buttcheeks

Write to your congressman so that I may taste as good as I once did. Though only a fool would say I don't taste good, a fool would also say I haven't changed. Bring me back! #Kony2012