Fonzi's East End Grill

1. Dad,are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson. 2. Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.... 3. Writing my name in cursive is my signature move. 4. What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with Grammar? There, their, they’re. 5. If you’re bad at haggling, you’ll end up paying the price. 6. Just so everyone’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on. 7. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around. 8. I lost my girlfriend’s audiobook, and now I’ll never hear the end of it. 9. Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, Oh no, not U2 again. 10. I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied, Aisle B, back. 11. What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision? Suture self.